The Tide Is Rising High

chrssy:

riding your man like

little-miss-tiny:

grrrlfever:

hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever

that’s good to know

ura-cuntt:

spiritmolecule:

damnthatswhatshesaid:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

This is literally a post I cannot not reblog.

This is what yahoo payed 1.1 billion dollars for

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

since-the-day-i-met-you11:

so fucking relevent